(Some might be unreasonable but I don't care, they frighten me.)

1. lasers

2. babies

3. locusts (any)

4. big white SUVs with blonde women

driving and talking on cell phones

5. The Goodyear Blimp (or any zeppelin)

6. Rice Krispies

7. floor heaters

8. that radioactive sign

9. anyone with "inspector" in their job title

10. emails from this chick in Africa who

wants me to hold money for her

because her husband was killed in

some big uprising and I get to

keep some percentage of the cash